21 Funniest One Liners on Twitter
Some girls get minks the same way minks get minks. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. In life, you have two choices: get over it or die with it on your mind. Some...
View Article22 Amazing Motivating and Inspirational Quotes
You see, but you do not observe. – Arthur Conan Doyle Memories and thoughts age, just as people do. But certain thoughts can never age, and certain memories can never fade. – Haruki Murakami, The...
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Today is the first day of the rest of the mess. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock. I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour...
View Article27 Awesome Quotes and Thoughts By Eleanor Roosevelt
A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think. A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Actors are one family over...
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